I have been super busy over the last few days and as a result, I completely crashed when I got home from school. I ended up sleeping for two-and-a-half hours. It felt good but disorienting. And, once again I don't know what to talk about. I just asked my friend Kathleen on skype. She told me to talk about: "stupid child porn music videos." She was referencing this. I actually hadn't seen the video beforehand but I vaguely knew the name.
Instead of angry rant, I think I'll include a time and my reaction. I'll basically live tweet(in a blog) a youtube video. Is that a bit much? Yes, yes it is.
It opens to Jenna Rose as the Teen Boom Boom doll. First of all, what does that mean? I do not know what a "boom boom" doll is. Also, according to reliable sources like Wikipedia she is 12. Therefore, she can't be a "teen."
0:23 Is this dancing? Is this how 12 year olds should dance? Look at her hand. Just saying.
0:33 Ballet shoes? Also, I don't even understand any of the lyrics so far. I just googled the lyrics. This is worse than Friday. I found Friday entertaining. I find this annoying and upsetting.
0:44 She actually isn't even that good of a dancer. Her 5th position wasn't very impressive.
1:01 Have you noticed that her hair is in her face in every scene?
1:11 This is an unattractive shot. She looks 12. She is 12. I don't understand.
1:17 "No matter what I am the star..." I think that is supposed to be motivational, either that or conceited?
1:32 I question the cinematography and editing of this video.
1:58 "Toot Toot Beep Beep?"
2:53 She has been doing the "fist dance," the whole video. I don't think it is a good dance.
There you go. Uninspired, odd blog post.
I'm a bit scared to look this up...
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